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Guild Officer "DTech"

Welcome to the Cold Thunder Guild.

Current Toons playing are

Cujoop
Mowk
Ucoon
Ubermonk

 

The value of a # 2 pencil
 
 

 The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil.
 
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.
 
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
 
'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'
 
When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
 
'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.
 
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
 
But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.
 
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
 
The nun fainted
 

 I really don't think it mattered who won, you were fucked either way.  So, when you moving to Canada so you can really hunt the ice.

Silver Fox - Canada

We are fucked now

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, 'Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.'

She said,

'You have the biggest dick of all your friends.'

  BULLFROGS  & BLOW JOBS

 A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.

 After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.

 She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a Fortune.
 

 

 


 'Well,'? Said the clerk.
 

 

 

'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been Trained to give blowjobs!'

 'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.

 'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.

 The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true... no More blow jobs for her!

 She bought the frog.
 When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely Sceptical and laughed it off!

 The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this Less than riveting act again.

 In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans Flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran Downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog  reading Cookbooks.

 'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.

 The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook.......you're gone.'

 
 

Cable is back and so is the TS server (((( LETS HOPE IT STAYS UP))))

  Ok, here's the poop...    The Houston area has issues with cable internet. Icehunter informed me that he does not know when his ISP will be restored. When it is restored he will post the new IP as it will likely be changed.

Staytuned and good luck Icehunter.

Silver Fox

 A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3   Survivors; Bob, Tom, and Debbie.

They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.

After several years of  casual sex all the time, Debbie felt absolutely horrible  about what she was doing.

She felt having sex with both Bob and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself.



It was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Bob and Toms' resistance to natures urgings waned, and the inevitable happened. 


Well, a couple more years went by and Bob and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.










So they buried Debbie.
 

 

Power was out for a bit but now all is good some users will have to log in as a new user so we can set them back up again

Ike was one hell of a wind maker